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“You up?” at 1:47 am. Your verdict?
Two words. No punctuation. A confidence level that needs investigating.
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How much confidence does a “hey” with no follow-up deserve?
Move the meter. Zero effort to main-character syndrome.
5/10
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The opening line most in need of retirement?
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