NOT EVERY LEGACY SHOULD BE PRESERVED. WE’RE DOING IT ANYWAY.
THE YEAR’S WORST IDEAS.
IN ONE VERY GOOD BOOK.
D!@K PIC DIARIES — THE ANNUAL
An annual review of what Britain has apparently been sending each other after 11pm. The stories. The statistics. The city rivalries. The messages that should have stayed in drafts.
We’re collecting the year’s best anonymised contributions for a future digital and printed Annual. There is no release date or pre-order yet. The archive comes first.
Annual Contenders
The diaries threatening to become literature.
Audacity Awards
Confidence exceeding available evidence.
City Rankings
Audience rivalry, with actual vote counts.
Census Results
Unscientific findings. Spectacular discussion points.
Want your story in the file?
Choose the optional Annual permission when submitting. Selection is editorial and never guaranteed. Any future contributor reward will be announced when confirmed.
Submit to the diaryTHE ANNUAL SHORTLIST.
Opening editorial picks are fictional and labelled. Approved community contenders join them as the archive grows.
3 diaries · Fictional launch stories are labelled individually.
He sent a calendar invite. For a situationship.
Six weeks of talking. Zero dates. One surprisingly well-formatted meeting request.
“You’ll never find someone like me.” Correct.
That was, in fact, the entire point of leaving.
He asked to split the bill. Then invoiced me for “banter”.
Watch us. We have a spreadsheet.
THE UK DIGITAL AUDACITY LEAGUE
THE NATION GETS A VOTE
Which city has the most digital audacity?
A playful audience vote, not a scientific ranking. Put your city on the map.
A self-selected audience poll, not a representative survey. One answer per browser; repeat participation can’t be fully prevented.
Open this vote